James rolled down the window as his beat-up Ford sputtered to a stop beside the McDonald's drive-thru speaker.
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I'd like a sausage biscuit and a sweet tea."
"Okay, that's a egg and cheese biscuit and a small coke."
"No. I said a sausage biscuit and a sweet tea."
"Sorry. So, you've got a sausage biscuit and a large coffee., right?"
"No, a sweet tea."
"Mountain Dew?"
"Sweet tea."
"Small coffee, two creams?"
"Forget it!"
"Alright, that's thirty-seven fifty, drive around please. Oh, would you like an apple pie with that?"
James tried to speed away from the drive-thru, but his truck stalled. He walked away.
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